Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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minitrini_89 0
Ex-girlfriend, right?
opsyOp 1
just go with it.. get your present, then you can split
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Comments (45)
me5 0
it doesn't matter how he knew. he just knew WTF!!
KenMcGormick 0
Today's my Birthday!
BritishHobo 0
Aww, you and the OP's girlfriend's other boyfriend can have a joint party.
bmoney2011 0
HAHA dro it up December!
AntiChrist7 0
So you're gonna get two presents of her this year! (And a third if she has an STD)
ZawWry 0
let me guess,it's in may?
cursedcutiepi 0
haha that suckss,
blastvortex 4
Well, she won't be mixing up boyfriends' birthdays for a while now, since she'll have either one or none now (unless you're nuts). I'd laugh if she was alone for the holidays though; it'd serve her right.
valdancer99 0
lol 21 and 24 pictures look the same!
Hoogyme 0
that's for dating a jerk
SNOTTYBONES 0
At least you found out she was cheating on you now instead of finding out after being married and three kids later. There is always a bright side! Now go find someone worthy of you!
nomadxx7 0
Well that sucks OP. Glad a guilty conscience got her in the end. Nothing like a slip like that to help speed along the demise of the relationship. And hopefully you meant EX-girlfriend. Because if you stay with her she's just going to keep cheating on you (you're missing something or she's missing something in the relationship). So chalk it up to crappy timing but in the whole scheme of things it worked out pretty well for you (minus losing the love of your life part).
thatnewyorker 0
Always assume a girl is cheating on you 6 months into a relationship so when you inevitably find out she is, it won't surprise you
bmoney2011 0
Because assumptions are the best way to keep a relationship. Not trust or anything. Tips for relationships: 1) always assume they are cheating, especially if you are 2) if you're cheating, keep the excuses simple 3) never wish a partner happy birthday so you can't mix it up 4) pet names (I.e. Baby, babe, and hun) are your friend! Never mix up a name if you call them all babe 5) whenever your partner says something, just nod and agree 6) on a date, always pick where you want to go 7) always have a bogus excuse as to why you cant pay (you took a dump dropped your wallet and left it there bcause it's nasty) 8) when dropping your date off, eff walking them to their door, just peel out and go to the next partners house! Jus f'n kiddin