Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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minitrini_89 0
Ex-girlfriend, right?
opsyOp 1
just go with it.. get your present, then you can split
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Comments (45)
HiddenAce91 6
Did you just assume she was cheating on you? Because you didn't say she admitted to cheating on you. She could be thinking of one of her ex's birthdays. I'm sorry but you have to think of the people that before you also.
anonymsspermdonr 0
this proves all women are worthless ******, good for nothing more than a vag and a mouth. say u forgive her, **** her, and blow a massive load in her face then leave and never talk to her again
StealthStorm67 0
You need to get layed. lol, who am I kidding. That'll never happen.
DontHateAppricia 0
this is so untrue!
ImShamazingHun 0
@#30 ur an asshole. not all girls r ******.
thinkpink700 0
You know guys, there are GIRLS reading these comments. Not all girls are ******, some are, Some are more different, some are Bitches (etc. etc.) but you dont have to call all females those names to make a guy feel better.
lolton 0
you have to dump that bitch for real
dzink 0
She's cheating on you because you end your sentences with prepositions.
StealthStorm67 0
Mhmm. It'd be better if he said "with whom she had cheated"
klovely22 13
I'm pretty sure he didn't ask for an English lesson. Js.
chrissymissy 0
thas so stupid how long did u and her date
kcmjlopez 0
now is that absolute knowledge or a paranoid asumption?
bballwarrior 0
oooo that sucks.
fudgesicle 6
ты дурак же! извини но..... ха!