Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
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Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be proposing to my girlfriend in an hour, but my stupid, air-headed bitch sister found the ring, tried it on, took photos of her wearing it for her social media, then got on a plane to go on her girly holiday, but never took the ring off. The bitch thinks it’s funny. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with his grandmother’s ring in front of a huge crowd of all our friends. It might have been romantic if he hadn’t stolen the ring from his parents' safe and if we weren’t juniors in high school. Now everyone thinks I’m a huge bitch for saying no in front of everyone. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
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Dr_Alex 10
Оh, you poor naive thing :-( I am sorry, dude. She should've had decency to give you the actual reason.
Levi2411 41
I'm not entirely sure I would believe that reasoning-- if it meant that much to her, that never should've crossed her mind.
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Comments (22)
BuckNekkid 22
Run Bro Run
Charlie Given 28
Wow I don't know if that was a very creative or very asinine way of telling you she does not want to marry you but either way you dodged the bullet man 🤔😐😌
chosha_fml 27
Why not accept the proposal and just say ‘no’ to that particular ring?
Agent JPN 9
Something about her excuse does not ring true.
Sam Fisher 13
I guess she doesn’t want to break up with you without looking like a bitch for turning you down. Damn FYL
thetwitchy1 4
why does everyone keep talking about marriage like it's a bullet to be dodged if you find the right person it's awesome I've been married for 8 years and have to beautiful children
Cali 57
I think the bullet he dodged is this particular woman, not the concept of marriage in general.
Pornstartled 14
Bullet: dodged.
Pornstartled 14
@thetwitchy1 it's not the marriage I'm on about. It's the apparent shallowness of a person that claims the ring as the reason fo refusing. That shallowness: a bullet.
covarrubias14 5
lucky her. I wish my boyfriend would propose