Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I found out, after months of being made to think I'm crazy, that my girlfriend has a complete online presence across 10+ cam/OnyFans/websites/Telegram, etc. It's my biggest trigger, my previous partner did the same on a much bigger scale. She denied it to the point of me moving out. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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Top comments
RPGod 0
Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her
Maniac_fml 0
stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?
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Comments (102)
csullivan33 0
lol fugly webcam police
derailed 1
I would be uncomfortable with this, but I think I could accept it. Unless it's 2 way, like they can make contact with her. That probably wouldn't fly.
Pearson_fml 0
If you were smart, you'd get to to have sex with you infront of a webcam.
caxapx2 0
PLEASE MAN give me the LINK =]
danielleeee 0
:O thats not very nice of her..
FaiIedAtLife 0
"she's a meany let's go tell the teacher"!! MAN UP. Real men like this stuff
monkeybanana 7
disgusting real men. real men like non-slutty girls. if they're easy to get in bed (figuring she is), they're not worth keeping. guys like a challenge.
blahblahblah43 0
break up w/ her! and stop asking 4 the link, u pervs!!!!
karadactle 0
gross
Carribu 0
#37 is a prude. I LOL'd at #36.
whocares111 0
ouch... site?
genius_man16 1
#17 if a girl is willing to do that in front of a camera to a bunch of strangers, it wouldn't be that crazy to think she could be banging other guys hopefully the OP dumped her