Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sex workers unite!
Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML
Sussy
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Respect the hustle
Today, I found out, after months of being made to think I'm crazy, that my girlfriend has a complete online presence across 10+ cam/OnyFans/websites/Telegram, etc. It's my biggest trigger, my previous partner did the same on a much bigger scale. She denied it to the point of me moving out. FML
You sad man
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Top comments
RPGod 0
Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her
Maniac_fml 0
stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?
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Comments (102)
gwar 0
what a ****.
zendaddy0 0
rule 34 beyatch
mkling34 0
whats the website called
pikapika94 0
do what she's doing??? see how she reacts to that
monkeybanana 7
****?
PoeSlayer 0
I'm pretty sure that's a good reason to be jealous...
saltypirate 0
what's it called?
ADoG07 11
Eweweeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22cute 17
Oh, come on..that is irrational jealousy. It's no different from the women who get jealous over their man watching ****. Get a grip.
Kingbreezy04 10
That is a bad ass girlfriend. At least shes not cheating
redhedsaysrawr 18
im pretty sure that count as cheating....