Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous....

By Maestro - 01/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 2:40

Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:49

stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?

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gwar 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:46

what a ****.

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 4:35

rule 34 beyatch

mkling34 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:46

whats the website called

pikapika94 0

Monday 23 May 2011 1:20

do what she's doing??? see how she reacts to that

monkeybanana 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:49

****?

PoeSlayer 0

Friday 15 July 2011 7:14

I'm pretty sure that's a good reason to be jealous...

saltypirate 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:12

what's it called?

ADoG07 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:37

Eweweeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22cute 17

Friday 2 September 2011 3:58

Oh, come on..that is irrational jealousy. It's no different from the women who get jealous over their man watching ****. Get a grip.

Kingbreezy04 10

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:32

That is a bad ass girlfriend. At least shes not cheating

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:18

im pretty sure that count as cheating....

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