Love: Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By Brad - 03/01/2013 06:47 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 17:14 - Sweden - Floda

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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Undead4life 1

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jayellef 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:33

breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.

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myflowers 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:27

CRAZY!!

davek 36

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:35

Run away... run away FAST...

BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:49

Run!!!

Snookie85 19

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:54

Oh geez, its time to get rid of her now!!

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:56

I've been there. That's why there's so many divorces

yankfan89 27

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:03

Get out now!

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:03

Code Red. Get out now.

bree_hehe 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:04

wow and my bf thinks I'm a weirdo for planning out our apartment and we have been together for nine months and plan on moving in together I January...yea I would say run and run fast

masanc4 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:13

RUN MAN!!!!

fml4eva12 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:20

U better get out now b4 it's too late

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