Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have...

By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By conductingfromthegrave - 01/07/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Knockout

By hwat? - 09/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when she revealed her underwear: boxer shorts. She said she wears them because they’re the only underwear that doesn’t ride up her ass crack. Completely killed the mood. FML

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Not so normal, no

By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

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Is it a fetish or just gross?

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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By grossed out mom - 08/07/2015 13:29 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Wednesday 16 February 2011 22:09

You're getting laid consistently. Quit yer bitchin.

FreakinChaps 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 22:04

That's so gross.

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skitzo_bish 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 2:58

umm and u didnt notice? gross x's 2

MrSStrupe514 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:01

sexy!

nismo_r2 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:03

how Is this FML. I think shit crumbs thongs are hott

clutchking50 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:04

NICE!

Georgie_chick 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:10

You never noticed that smell was her. Until now ewwwww.

Blacksmokehick 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:15

Ewwwwww!!!

pink_insanity 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:23

Umm hate to break it to you, but she probably did laundry every day.

justin1104lee 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:28

this makes me puke

fairypower 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:30

your girl is nasty

kaylalove1234 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:04

that's gross next time say do u have a million of those or do u wash it every day

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