Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have...

By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By conductingfromthegrave - 01/07/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Knockout

By hwat? - 09/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when she revealed her underwear: boxer shorts. She said she wears them because they’re the only underwear that doesn’t ride up her ass crack. Completely killed the mood. FML

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Not so normal, no

By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

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Is it a fetish or just gross?

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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By grossed out mom - 08/07/2015 13:29 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Wednesday 16 February 2011 22:09

You're getting laid consistently. Quit yer bitchin.

FreakinChaps 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 22:04

That's so gross.

Comments

redtigerlily 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 12:59

Maybe they are her favourite knickers. She probably just handwashes them and wears them again?

goldfish78 11

Thursday 17 February 2011 13:52

she was pertaining to you! you need to change your brief everyday!

sammyfon7 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 14:24

maybe she does her panty laundry everyday

fishycanswim 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 15:15

Why did everyone assume that she didn't wash them? She could have just cleaned them overnight and them worn them the next day.

Jim717 1

Thursday 17 February 2011 15:31

that's just gross. tell her to shower for crying out loud.

vfs_fml 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 15:35

EWWWW!! I'm surprised she doesn't have a blue waffle yet... or does she?:O /: ewe. tell her to clean her pussy! nd change/buy a new pair of underwear! maybe a few new panties!