Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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ckipel 0
send that picture to her father
heyyy123 0
whaddddda bitch.
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Comments (294)
shameonmedude 0
YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE CRAZY LESBIAN BITCHES WHO DONT KNOW WHO OR WHAT THEY WANNA ****!!!!! there might be more to the story but who knows.....lesbians are crazy. **** is better tho
blacklagoon_fml 0
Wow! She's obviously not a lesbian if she was making out with a guy. Probably a bisexual, those are the ******* skanky ones you need to watch out for.
theghostofher 0
Not all bisexuals are skanks who want the best of both worlds. Some of us just genuinely like girls and guys. I have to say, I'm bisexual and happily devoted to my boyfriend.
Dante167 0
To be honest from my experiences, most Bisexual girls are hos.
alyren16 0
Bisexuals are just greedy bitches.
loopty95 0
i agree cocks are better...specially in your mouth...
luckygohappy 9
Exactly #40. I'm bisexual and 100% faithful to my husband; I don't want anyone else, male or female.
jvfelicio 13
then ur not bi
supermankiller 0
Ouch. What a jerk! You know what? You're better off without her... and so, although it seems like an FML moment now, you'll probably be happy about it later =]
PureGold 0
BITCH. You're fortunate to be rid of her. They don't get much more obnoxious than her....and that's really saying something.
lisamarie048 0
I would respond "Thank God, I've been looking for a way to tell you that I've been seeing a much more attractive girl without sounding like an ass. Now I don't have to worry about it."
Random_Poster 0
#15 FTW!
I_am_stupid_also 6
Don't lower yourself by lying. Just send back a pic you grab from the net of a girl with cum all over her face.
fuckmyl1f333 0
why? the OP is a girl....
moomoo88 0
Yeah these people are idiots. Just because it says 'girlfriend' doesn't automatically make it a guy. It says it was posted with a girl, which makes the 'making out with a guy' thing even worse. There's such a thing as a LESBIAN, people! Quit being ignorant.
I_am_stupid_also 6
That's the point dumbass. The OP should tell the ex about the, err, sucky parts of having a BF.
moomoo88 0
Well my reply showed up in the wrong place. I was trying to reply to another comment. And calling someone a dumbass doesn't really mean much when your sn is 'I_am_stupid_also'.
Dante167 0
#47 thats a retarded idea...
Howdyplz 2
Idea above is made of win.
kingbee604 0
i think you're lucky cause i wouldn't wanna be in a relationship with that ***** anyways. she sounds like a cold hearted bitch. keep your head up.
blondegurl718 0
She's a bitch. Unless you were an ass before that and she decided to break up with you.
msbetsy 0
You must have done something horrible to earn that kind of breakup.
purple5 0
haha, what #2 said.
kelsey_LYNN 0
at least she didn't realize she's really a lesbian. :D but yeah, that really sucks monkey balls
RoguePenguin 0
OP is female....
thatwasobvious 0
lol @ failure response. ( above "OP is female... )
girl909 0
what a bitch...you're better off without her