Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Busted
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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ckipel 0
send that picture to her father
heyyy123 0
whaddddda bitch.
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Comments (294)
AnotherStranger2 0
Bee-atch! Blackmail. Save the picture for blackmail. :|
RoguePenguin 0
Good idea #15 lol Sorry, your gf is a bitch OP. Even if there were problems in the relationship, that's a terrible way to end it.
Lonely_Lez 0
Oh honey *hugs* This is why I'm afraid to date bisexuals... they almost always end up going straight. You'll find someone better than her who'll make you really happy.
RoguePenguin 0
Me too. Bisexuals get really mad if you tell them that though.
Lonely_Lez 0
Indeed they do. It's true though like 90% of the time.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Mmmhmm. And I also hate faux bisexuals, who are basically just ****** in diguise. Ugh.
rallets 22
its not always them, they dont have to do something wrong for them to do that and nothing justifies having to cheat
bdirrrtyy 0
oh wow. now that's classy.
darkmis1 17
Wut a bitch! Ur better off without her.
Nuns_FTW 0
YDI..you're a lesbian, what do you expect
where_i_stood 0
wow, you're closed minded.
GalaxyShots 21
What the **** is that supposed to mean? I'm lesbian and have a girlfriend of three years. We don't get in fights, we've never cheated on each other, and I'm planning on proposing tomorrow night. 9 times out of 10, lesbian relationships go 98% better than straight ones do.
Shithappens360 0
I think one word describes her and I'm sure that everybody agrees with me. The one word is BITCH!!!!!!!
Lounia_fml 8
**** you, why do you care about her sexual orientation? Like seriously **** off and get a life, because it's about the situation the person is in, not about the fact that she's lesbian.
mojomojo_fml 5
For some reason, it didn't seem as harsh after I noticed a girl had posted it. Still funny, though. Guess she just got tired of carpet burn.
darkmis1 17
33 is an ass.