Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
soccerfan1993 8
Dump her ass!
theofficialkumar 6
That just proves how much she valued the four years of your relationship and to be honest people who can do such things to try and get back at you for something that wasn't in your control are just immature and not even worth being with or worrying about, your deserve better!
yourmurderscenex 13
i can't stand selfish people. if she can't handle your career then she shouldn't have started dating you. I'm sorry that happened but you dodged a bullet there.
worldclassrager 41
You can't control your demanding job if she was worth it she would understand..and then there is a chance she will come back around...
AshleyScruggs 14
If I were the OP, I wouldn't want her to to come back around.
ughfmltears 12
Wow well sounds like you're an intelligent person but having a gf as worthless as her, you are making a very stupid decision... I'm sure it is not the first not last time she's gonna cheat... She knows she has everything with you especially money and a lot of time without you there so she can go **** around and be the **** she is... There is a neighbor whose husband is a surgeon.and although he treats her super nice and spoils her... She has cheated on him their whole relationship... You swear ***** will change... Trust me she's gonna get worst... Stop letting her play you like that...
subiedude08 17
To the pple said he deserves it... Right a guy who spends him saving pples lives for a living totally deserves to get treated like that
twinkiefeets 17
She's making up the first lame excuse she can think of to justify her cheating. Dump the **** and find better.
Omniprism 15
Sounds like she's not very intelligent and super petty. You can do better.
Saffy89 13
She better hope she never needs surgery then....
Altrnate_Reality 14
...how old is she? 14? because she sure acted like it