Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
thehowiie 6
you should preform unneeded surgery on her
archos58 10
Dude, you can do better, and as a literal life saver, you deserve better.
UsagiArwen 23
I dunno if this is just me, but...it seems as though your girlfriend was just looking for an excuse to cheat on you. Hell, this makes me wonder if maybe she had been cheating on you all along and used this as an excuse to bring it to the surface. Just makes me curious what else she's been up to, and why she'd screw over a four year relationship just because you have a high priority job. Either way, dump her worthless ass, understand that she doesn't speak for all women in the world, and know that there is someone out there who would feel lucky to have you, surgeon on call or not.
RubbarDuckie 9
Petty cow
LifeStinks227 10
dumo her dumb a$$
Protagonist_ 9
Good for you! you found out she is a terrible person before putting a ring on her finger.
katejones 8
Please tell me she now is your ex. You deserve much better!
sadfyl 3
That sucks dude! I hope you broke up with her! You deserve better OP, even if she may be amazing, there is never a good excuse for cheating, especially this one ._.
Hetalia_freak 14
Some people will look for any excuse to cheat, sorry about that OP.
lionhardt13 10
That was just going to be the excuse