Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
Redvelvet16 11
In all honesty, you should have found a date to request off (so you won't have any interruptions on a night that NEEDS to be celebrated). She SHOULD NOT have cheated on you (sorry ;[ ) but respect your other half enough to know 4 years should be celebrated the right way.
Redvelvet16 11
In all honesty, you should have found a date to request off (so you won't have any interruptions on a night that NEEDS to be celebrated). She SHOULD NOT have cheated on you (sorry ;[ ) but respect your other half enough to know 4 years should be celebrated the right way. My husband is a Marine, so I know about time apart. And how it's difficult because sometimes you don't get a choice. Remember you chose to be a surgeon, and I'm sure you can ask for ONE night off. Okay for right...
MlleMC_fml 19
I think you need to read the FML again... Where does he say he's celebrating anything?
KorinoTsubasa23 9
Um... I don't think you get what it means to be a surgeon on call at a hospital. It wouldn't have mattered if they did ask off for the night. If an emergency occurs the hospital is going to have to get a surgeon in asap. So even if it is their night off they can still technically be called in if they are the only person available to do surgery. Such is the life of a doctor.
Alexis2742 31
Why would anyone cheat on a surgeon??
allipurrr 10
Dump the cold hearted bitch!
WeskersSexslave 15
cut her up and refuse to do surgery xD
Nudi_fml 13
Your relationship obviously doesn't mean a great deal to her
camiftw 1
dumb that fckin bitch.....your a surgeon it cant get any hotter then that
jennt89 10
She's a loser. Ditch her.
surfergirl72 7
So sorry, OP. Welcome to The Club. In the military and med and yet to find a partner that sticks around thru the "inconvenience" of that schedule. Better you found out now than later.
Bunny21 11
Four years obviously meant nothing to her, completely disrespectful. As a surgeon you will be out A LOT. You need someone you can trust not this. Sorry OP.