Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
forever_tinaa 4
she destroyed the relationship just for one night . she's going to miss out on the love you guys had together!
chikaolivia 3
You know that's just an excuse right? People don't cheat just like that she had it on her mind way before the date. I wouldn't b surprised if she's been cheating on u before this happened
Annjelina 11
She's obviously not worth it if she's going to freak out over one date.
bromoryn 10
dump that loser. eff that.
DracorinSikora 2
I have been dating a doctor myself for over a year. I once went 3 days without seeing him and just texting when we could because he had to pull overnights. I've brought him clothes and food, had our date nights ditched out on and go hours without hearing anything and i almost never see him during the day. But you know i wouldn't trade anything in the world or any person in the world for a nice "normal" relationship. He treats me like i'm the most precious thing on the planet and always tries to see me. He even helps me with my medical homework. May help that i understand but still. You don't need her and her shit. Your life is hard enough without someone else being a jackoff around you and making you upset. You'll find the right person some day who will understand and it'll be so much better.
R3TrO_ViipEr 6
Is she a idiot which is worse a dead person or a missed date
Bludmagnus 13
A woman that self-centered doesn't deserve to be in a relationship. Though better you found out now instead of after the ceremony or kids.. FYL.
llnursingll 10
Once a cheater always a cheater. The right woman will come into your life, just wait (*_*)
rogierownage 4
If she's ever in the hospital, just tell her "Sorry, i'm on a date, bitch!"
sabrinalynn22 19
I would suggest not investing any more time into that relationship.