Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
AboveAll04 14
the question is what would you do if you were supposed to perform surgery on her !?!?! dunnn dunn dun !
rachaelward 19
Wow. That's terrible! If she thinks you deserve "revenge" for that, you are better off without her.
PRItalian 4
That's just an excuse to justify that she's been cheating for a long while. Run!!
nemcali 34
That's the worst excuse ever. Of course she didn't cheat on you for that. She just didn't know how what to say. Dump her
xXLadyWhiskeyXx 13
I bet that cut you up, huh? Hope it doesn't take long to stitch your heart back up. In all seriousness though, my sympathies. That really sucks.
AboveAll04 14
how many other comments is the going to be about my spelling error ?
simsgirlgem 25
Drop her OP if she's too stupid to realize that sometimes things have to be canceled for your work schedule and will cheat on you for it you can do better
onerandomtask 14
you dont want to be with someone with that kind of horrible reasoning/logic. at least you aren't married to that crappy girl cause in cali even though she cheated they would still give her half your stuff
grashopper8 7
She's gross. Good thing she wasn't your wife before you found out who she really was.
otecasacid 22
Being a surgeon; the least you could do is attract a loyal gold digger, as opposed to a disloyal one. I usually don't tell people to break up here, but yeah. You're better off without her.