Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
BEButterfly 13
Wow what a bitch, I think it's time for you to find a new woman that is mature and respects you and your career!
WildWonder808 14
Um I hope you're single now
BabyrooKid 11
Obviously you don't deserve it. But how the hell can your life suck? You're a surgeon. You almost surely make bukkos. You can likely have your choice of beautiful women. Why would you want to stay with a **** like that? File this one under "other."
Lil_pink 8
Dumb her, you deserve Better
haley_baby92 7
She clearly isn't the one for you, take this as a sign that you deserve much much much better :)
happyforever 15
wow talk about inconsiderate and selfish...
anataylor 4
Your a surgeon go find a lady with big fake **** that loves you for your money!!!
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
That's messed up. Love for money is bs and isn't anything near real love, and I have a boob fetish- bigger are better but natural always over fake
r0cks0 6
Kick her to the curb
JulianneDelisle 14
Sadly she's probably been thinking about doing it for a while and just needed a dumb excuse for her action :( sorry hunn! Been cheated on before and its not cool
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You're a doctor, dump her.