Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
Everlost 0
I hate those things.. pay a million dollars to this number xxx and it will tell you if your partner cheats on you.. I mean if anyone buys that they are truly retarded.
Dead_and_Gone 0
ur ex is a dumbass
lwarnos 0
maybe its a sign? i got broken up w/ on the morning of my friends funeral... i thought that was the kicker, then she said that she "had a lot on her plate". she didn't. im better off now. anyways, sorry and good luck.
Rozza_Truman 0
That's terrible, this world is so cruel to those who deserve better! It's not fair
JRUFF 0
at least you know shes crazy now. Would you want to propose to someone who gets advice from their cellphone?
Monado 0
At least you won't be marrying an idiot.
Sodam_INsane 0
If she's that dumb, its probably for the best
thuryn 2
104/115: Bah! I wave my hand in a casual manner and laugh in your general direction! Being married is awesome, so long as you don't marry a complete psycho hose beast. You also get tax breaks, cheaper insurance, and other monetary benefits, but knowing who you're coming home to every night is the really good part. GETTING married ******* sucks. One word of advice: ELOPE! Our wedding and reception were the most stressful things we've ever done as a couple, and we have two kids! OP: Just walk away now. You do NOT want to live with that kind of crazy for the rest of your life. You think it's bad now? Just wait until she's spending your hard-earned money on late night calls to 1-900-2-TELL-ME at $5.99 per minute. But then... it will be TOOOO LAAAAATE!
keepitundercover 0
She sounds like a complete ******* idiot. You should be glad you won't be marrying her.
iParalyzer 0
Sounds like shes crazy anyway.