Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
4leafedchlover 0
Omg! Well if she didnt c how much u cared for her ... And would rather take advice from her fone...dnt even wrry bout her!
mehwhateverr 0
Oh wow. She sounds like an idiot. Be thankful you're not going out anymore. :]
rustyrox 0
Talk to her friends? Get things straitened out. If she doesn't realize she's being rediculous, she doesn't deserve you.... Or she knew you were going to propose and made something up?
xOblivion 0
What a stupid girlfriend
armsaroundparis 0
Consider it a lucky break! Though, I'm not sure how you dated her for 3 years without realizing she's as brainless as the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. Now's your chance to go find a girl with her IQ in the triple digits!
heycatherine 0
your girlfriend is an idiot
satanstoystore 0
the advice on her phone is probably friends texting. if not, youre better off marrying someone else smart enough to base their decisions on relevant information instead of a cheap phone service.
spoo 24
breakup> divorce after she runs up a few credit cards
elsieenchanted 0
i'm so sorry. i hate when people believe things like that. let alone make things like that. it's kinda sad she believed though. but, tomato, tomoto. i hope she comes back to you and relises she was being unrealistic and makes everything normal. i'm really sorry about what happened, but explain you weren't cheating and you never would. if she agrees, she agrees. if not, she doesn't. she really should because Mrs. Phone-Teller is a tard. and those people allways will be. they suck. they ruin everything. D: anyways, I'm really sorry and hope she comes back. Best of luck. :]
Essentials 0
Find an intelligent woman.