Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the...

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML

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MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

Golem_fml 1

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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4leafedchlover 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:04

Omg! Well if she didnt c how much u cared for her ... And would rather take advice from her fone...dnt even wrry bout her!

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:04

Oh wow. She sounds like an idiot. Be thankful you're not going out anymore. :]

rustyrox 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:05

Talk to her friends? Get things straitened out. If she doesn't realize she's being rediculous, she doesn't deserve you.... Or she knew you were going to propose and made something up?

xOblivion 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:06

What a stupid girlfriend

armsaroundparis 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:06

Consider it a lucky break! Though, I'm not sure how you dated her for 3 years without realizing she's as brainless as the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. Now's your chance to go find a girl with her IQ in the triple digits!

heycatherine 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:06

your girlfriend is an idiot

satanstoystore 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:07

the advice on her phone is probably friends texting. if not, youre better off marrying someone else smart enough to base their decisions on relevant information instead of a cheap phone service.

spoo 24

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:08

breakup> divorce after she runs up a few credit cards

elsieenchanted 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:10

i'm so sorry. i hate when people believe things like that. let alone make things like that. it's kinda sad she believed though. but, tomato, tomoto. i hope she comes back to you and relises she was being unrealistic and makes everything normal. i'm really sorry about what happened, but explain you weren't cheating and you never would. if she agrees, she agrees. if not, she doesn't. she really should because Mrs. Phone-Teller is a tard. and those people allways will be. they suck. they ruin everything. D: anyways, I'm really sorry and hope she comes back. Best of luck. :]