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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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StitchedBear 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:02

yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:00

suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.

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nchsbandgeek93 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 5:35

YDI because all you care about is "action"

kittychanel 0

Monday 6 September 2010 9:47

make a move our you will never get anywhere

MrJoy 0

Monday 6 September 2010 18:56

have him tag you in

Inspired22 11

Tuesday 7 September 2010 6:57

Two months isn't that long. They seriously need a button on here for "Get over it."

jaymelaine 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:00

pig

Anteezy 7

Friday 10 September 2010 18:38

Two months is a long time to wait for action. :

IvyStar 0

Monday 6 February 2012 6:29

It's only been 2 months, deal with it.

skorka 5

Monday 14 May 2012 22:03

Prude.

CaysonJon 11

Tuesday 7 August 2012 23:57

YDI for thinking she'll give you "action" after two months >.>

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:41

I think she may be done with you.

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