By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0

she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

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MyOwnDestruction 0

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

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jpest17 5

ha this reminds me of this anime where this girl is like a cat when she sees things that jiggle and couldent stop starring at the pitchers boobs rofl. I think it's cute that she did that, if it didn't go any further other wise that would just be naughty. O.O

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maythem 0

dude DONT just sit and watch her playin w/ it..u gotta b smooth..play with her pussy till she asks u to put it inside her...hope u know how to play w/ a pussy cuz i cannot help u anymore at this point..lol

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TRANscend08 0

being smoothe doesn't always work. some girls are different. my wife has my balls on the mantel and in her pockets before. she governed everything. being smoothe with her got no where. she's a tough little fire cracker!

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yhw718 0

gimme yur gurls # i'll enjoy her more than u apparently can

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josh203 0

ok, so basically you're complaining about something that was almost a handjob. you could've turned that situation around real fast. talk dirty to her!!! she'll be BEGGING for that dick

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mtc4ever 0

haha I do that with my bf once in a while, just to play around. he still gets action, it's just a goofy little gesture haha aw. it still is prob really annoying for guys but we're just kidding haha just look on the bright side, she's not with you for sex only. she obviously feels comfortable around you so don't feel too bad about it shahs. next time maybe play with her boobs like cat toys haha

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anqie 3

yu should hav made yur move i do that wit my bf all the time he loves it he gets more turned on nd then he gets it if he was bein a naughty boy i could teach yu how to do it if yu need a private session cum to my house it'll be fun nd yu can teach her wat yu learned

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