By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0

she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

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MyOwnDestruction 0

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

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killmeslowly 0

Quite honestly, there are guys out there who don't even get that. My girlfriend did that to me once and i started to crack up. Chillax man and enjoy it. Its funny XD

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callmecassie 0

Ummm, just take off your shorts ? Duh. Be grateful that she finds your penis amusing..

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lovejones555 0

I hate wen chicks do this! well not hate jus cud b doin somethn better ya kno

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suckstosuck84 0

so your into *********** huh

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RobD5160 0

My girlfriend did the same thing to me. I was never so mad in all my life.

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bryttanicutter 2

classic move by the gf

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sublime2craig 0

next time stick it in her ass see if she thinks that's funny. ahh lifes pleasures

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KBu 2

next time tell her what to do with it

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carpalite 0

the exact same thing happened to me!!!!

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