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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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Cheats, cheats everwhere

By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

Spicy

Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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You deserved it 185

By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Top comments

bigmanj28 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 18 July 2011 8:57

Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:12

dump her dumb ass

peaceoutdude 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:14

that's sick

KymanxStenny 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:28

Pretty little liars jenna and toby

Rx7GtrCgtGto 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:45

incest much??

haniam16 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:51

what a whack job

taylor27000 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:30

well be glad she's not your gf anymore... she's clearly stupid

BarbieGirl1671 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:29

incest isn't best. do not put your sister to the test...

xXRudyXx 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:37

Shes probably just lookingg for an excuse, go find someone with commom sense.

slymac 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:38

This FML reminds me of the Friends episode where Rachel is dating that guy, Danny, who is just way to close to his sister... haha. Nonetheless FYL. :)

chelseaaababyyy 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:35

haha, love that episode(:

BigPerro4life 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:42

is your sis good in bed?

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