By swimfaned - 09/01/2015 11:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh drug her, drive her to a swamp, and feed her body to alligators. Problem solved.

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xoxo_emma 10

Keep on trying for that restraining order. Hopefully you can get it.

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_kyleG_ 34

Time to move. No sense staying where the vengeful stalker lives. And if she follows, you're sure to get a restraining order.

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Harry641 13

He just wants you to get back together.

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TheInquisitor 3

You have no chance, I'm afraid. You are male, the courts will never be fair to you in anything if the other party is female.

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heirofhope 38

In some cases, yes, that's true, but I don't think that's true for everywhere and every time, #22. It shouldn't be happening at all, no gender favoritism is ever acceptable, but I hope OP can get his way very soon.

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TheInquisitor 3

So many dislikes, probably angry women and white knight men who hate men questioning the female almighty power in divorce courts, restraining orders ETC

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quarterbird 18

Sucks, O.P. I'm in the same boat.

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heirofhope 38

It's a shame they're so afraid, but in my personal belief, if you truly love someone, you'll fight through threats and fears for them, such as mad ex-wives. Hopefully you'll be able to get rid of your ex soon, OP.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

call a battered women's hotline trust me most are moving on and calling themselves peace over violence or something and will help you hugs good luck

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laden_swallow09 34

Huh? Could you break that up into sentences, please? Who's "moving on" here?

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kirbs19 37

"Bitches be crazy"-Sheldon Coopers mail man

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countryb_cth 38

Actually Sheldon Coopers mail man said "biyches be trippin'"

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tatertotx3 16

The concept of moving on just doesn't sit well with her does it? Get your ex-girlfriends to be your witness as to why you're pushing for the restraining order.

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