Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She had her whole hand in me kind of deep. It was hitting everything inside me and triggered me to poop a little bit, on her arm and the bed. FML
Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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Top comments
gntfmlingnow 12
Remove the underwear. No more wedgie! Solving problems one at a time.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
You know, there's this magical thing called sleeping, and it's commonly done in a bed. But that doesn't matter, because if you're in bed with someone, it's all about sex, right?
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Comments (141)
demonmonkey 13
How is not getting a hand job worthy of an FML? Stop wasting our time with your "problems", OP
bart62 0
That blows
GUNZnRAIGN 6
lol nice pun
thewingedlama 4
Not really
athenseric 6
Screw all you people who know what a duvet is!
twisted_cherub 14
Screw you for not knowing how to Google. Save dictionary.com in your favorites. It'll tell you what words mean, how to spell them, how to correctly use them in a sentence and even how to use them in different tenses.
Braxton_84 3
boner denied.
thunter2000 2
It's FML because you used the word duvet!
jagsville 8
That depends babe. Let me see what's under all that duvet covering your body. Lol.
Crazberry 5
What a terrible life you have. I feel so sorry for you. No, I really do, because there will be absolutely no other ocassions where you'll be in bed with your girlfriend.
GUNZnRAIGN 6
how the hell do you assume that?
downtime 13
104, Maybe you should genuinely feel sorry for the idiots who failed to understand your comment :P
Crazberry 5
129 I guess my sarcasm wasn't obvious enough :P
PoppaSoda 5
I love to watch hotties do that in the summer time right after she just dove into the pool. It's like ******* clock work.
glee_club 0
I hate when I jump into a pool and that happens. I don't really think guys I know find it sexy
Zangetsu67 5
Whats a duvet?
greenwich1945 13
What's a Google?
Zangetsu67 5
Lol, I think I deserved that
rogerover 19
Crawl under there and help her...with your mouth.