Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said, "It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it." I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
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skip_m 6
It's a Small World After All.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
It's not the size of your penis that matters. It's how you thrust in and out during sexual intercourse. I'm bad at puns..
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windfuelsfire 10
My girlfriend that studies sexology learned that all a girl needs for maximum pleasure is 7cm of penis. So most guys that know their stuff can please their woman well. Be happy you're one of those people OP :) means you have a good attitude in sex. You like to please your partner..
jujube08 5
Oh! Your girlfriend that studies in sexology.. hmm.. so whats the field of study of your other girlfriend(s) ;) ..just kidding.. this information is actually true OP, only 1/3 of the ****** is sensitive to pleasure. So as long as you're able to get to the G-spot (which i'm pretty positive you can) you have nothing to worry about. "the bigger the better" is a silly construction of our dear society.
Epikouros 32
It's a gay thing :) I need 17 cm or more, but I have a bottomless hole instead of a ******.
JanisEvans 10
This might be true. The length isn't that important, it's the girth that really matters.
FFML_314 12
Obviously if a finger can get a girl off, a small penis can do the job. Men are really the only ones who have an issue with size. It's other men, deflating the hopes and dreams of those small peckered men, that bring out the insecurities. Honestly, most women won't even care.
simply_elle13 5
tell her the same thing about her breasts and ass.
happle 21
And then they'll get along better than ever!
MuseFan1991 14
take the compliment OP! at least she says you know how to use it :)
ICastillo 25
Just tell her "hey it's not my fault, it's like throwing a hotdog in an alley" and see what she says.
A7XCamaro 19
Somehow that just seems like a horrible idea, maybe that's just me though.
ICastillo 25
Ahh can't please them all man.
BlackPhenom 9
Dude that's good. That means she's had bigger and yet you're doing a decent job still. I'd take it in stride
Enslaved 38
"Ok" doesn't sound reassuring. Maybe step up your game. Find out what really gets her going and target on that. Ex: My weakness are kisses on my lower back! There are a lot of erogenous zones that never get touched! Challenge yourself and find them!
charvisioku 22
Say that it's not your fault the poor fella gets lost - he's never seen the grand canyon before. He needs to buy a Lonely Planet book before he can really master this environment.
U_GotitDude 18
Maybe you should take it as a compliment
rott3n 6
Size queen.
Satoaoi 13
its ok she said so herself
KiddNYC1O 22
That's not good enough!