Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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taycandy96 2
omg....that mustve been akward...I wonder how daddy acted
slice_of_fried_g 0
a blaw jab?
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Comments (108)
MadeOfAwesome 1
The only question is... were you in the guys' locker room or the girls'??
neon_shoes 0
That's what I was woundering. They should have gone in the girls because then he (hopefully) wouldn't be in their.
Johnnieeeeee 0
fake.
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
why is it fake?
containsnosoy 0
You could say that for every FML, which may be why it's against the rules to do just that. (http://www.fmylife.com/comments/rules)
cam007_fml 0
For real dude, drive to school. When I skip, I go to the truck. And so does my female companion.
TropicalTulipz 0
ewww awkward..... You're SUSPENDED!
perdix 31
Looks like she has no principles. Irony?
Sinisin2010 0
That was the worst comment I've ever seen on FMylife and there are a lot of dumb ones out there! And I'd say this only benefits him, if he ever gets in trouble when he goes to the principals office he can use it as blackmail and tell the principal if he doesn't get out of trouble then he will spread rumors of his daughter! The cup is always half full!
perdix 31
Dude, calm down! I said the girl had no princiPLEs because it was her dad that was the princiPAL. I wasn't trying to be sexist -- if it were his dad, I'd have said he was the one with no princiPLEs. Just for your overreaction, I'm going to root for the Saints on Sunday. If the Colts can end each quarter with a score that ends in a 4 or a 7, they might earn some redemption in my book. Otherwise, I will hate them and it will all be your fault!
Sinisin2010 0
LOL what? You take these comments that seriously to tell me to calm down. Now that is funny.
jakeidk 0
ydi for dating principals daughter dumbass
samantha_durano 6
haha:)
Kr3tS22 0
whoever wrote that this guy deserved it is seriously ****** up... I kno ur pain bro.. YLS
RaphX 0
You got caught making out...YLIA.
JS000 0
The principal just doesn't "happen to be" her dad. It's something you already knew and that was another good reason not to make out in school. Besides, it's gross. No one wants to see that. Just wait until you have some privacy.