Love: Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML

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By jackzz - 09/04/2015 07:55 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Fuck you guys! - 15/08/2023 06:00

Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 1 December 2012 12:06

Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.

Cainicide 5

Saturday 1 December 2012 12:09

Just the tip?

Comments

soldier6490 1

Saturday 1 December 2012 23:59

She is cheating.... Trust me

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 2 December 2012 0:32

The waitress must have had quite the hooters to accuse the boyfriend of cheating because he did the standard thing one does when dining out. How dare him!

tigrovaya 4

Sunday 2 December 2012 0:37

My ex once accused me of cheating because I was too polite to a cashier. Surprise, he was the one actually cheating...wish I recognized the red flag before I spent 3 more months with the ass!

StayatHomeSon 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:56

Yo girl's an idiot

bigtime_rocker 11

Sunday 2 December 2012 5:01

Ditch the bitch!

nialls_girl 13

Sunday 2 December 2012 5:32

She's cheating, dump the wrongfully accusing b****.

elliraptor1022 2

Sunday 2 December 2012 7:17

my boyfriend and I always ask each other what the other thought of the service we were provided when either of us pays . try it out. it strengthens things just a bit just to hear "what did you think? how much should I give them?"