Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML
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Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML
Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML
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skaloop 0
Not at all impossible, Manon. I've been there. Three day power outage in the middle of winter. I could see my breath. The fridge, normally keeping cold in, kept the cold out during that time. I had to put stuff in my fridge to keep it from freezing.
Pabst 0
Go buy some electric heaters and use that to heat your house. At least its a temporary solution. You can always return them as soon as your furnace is fixed as long as its within the return policy :)
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Comments (106)
Br0wnPr1d3 0
#44, oh okay. I have the mobile app and you can't check where people live unless you go to fml through the Internet.
silencerider151 0
I hope your pipes don't freeze and burst.
npk88 0
spend winter in Florida? lol. I've seen tons of Ontario license plates when vacationing there in the winter months
Maggerzz 0
Man, that sucks. It's 40-something F over here, but my roommate refuses to let the AC go above 50. Not good for someone living in the tropics most of her life.
MrPresidentBoss1 0
YDI for using celcius.
owlowl 0
Celsius actually makes sense. 0 degrees is freezing point, 100 degrees is boiling point. Fahrenheit is just ****** up.
cagale090518 14
Americans using wierd measuring system... i mean - foot? who oses body parts for measuring? maybe use span or sagene or hands then? :D
fudrick 0
Yeah, American measuring systems are ******* retarded. I've lived in the USA my whole life and I've never been outside of it.
cthulhu1138 1
Put on a coat and a pair of slippers. 275 K isn't that cold and there's also no wind chill. You'll manage.
Foxracin 0
lol thats wat i would do!
mandychika 0
I'm sorry. I'm a San Diego girl myself, and get cold if it's below 70 degrees Fahrenheit. I definitely couldn't survive in Canada (or Colorado, for that matter)!
aero_fml 0
YDI for living in Canada
canadian101 0
Canada is the best! Shut your trap!
mistyeyes 0
move to FL it's nice and warm here :)