Work: Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds....

By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 15:45 - United States - Newark

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Try turning off the volume

mzrobinson 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

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hollywoodt1ts 15

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:38

Dude. Best friends ever! Sorry it's on your work laptop, OP. At least it's not a guy's voice.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:21

Dear Gawd. What if it was a mans voice? imagine being so busy that you have to bring your laptop everywhere and you're always doing work on it. You'd have to bring that into the bathroom. What would the people waiting to use the restroom think??!

Myo_fml 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:55

... I know of very few people if any that take their work laptop into the bathroom with them.

iSmellMusic 8

Sunday 21 July 2013 11:01

People can get a lot of work done poopin'.

iAlissa 34

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:39

Dude I want my USB to do that. However since this is your work computer, just turn down the volume.

thatgirlkat 9

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:40

Your friends > mine.

shazi 5

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:40

your friend is awesome

OneGirlTwoCups 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:42

If you have a Dell like me you can right click on the desktop and then click the settings for themes and your desktop stuff. On the sidebar there are settings and click the sound. At least that's how I do it.