Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML
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GRyphonLJJ 0
You seriously need new friends.
baseballin25 0
that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.
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Comments (233)
shinydragonmist 0
now that is funny fyl
happyFace12 0
bitch
Flutist 3
Holy shit, does he really deserve to go to hell for being stupid?
kingjames2306 0
your ******* stupid shinydragon you need to fall off the face of the earth
legend777 7
not Funny! your friends are the biggest douchebags in history. I feel the pain though. 3 years ago I put down the dog I had since I was a baby. I hope you seriously get new Frieds though, and a new puppy if you feel like it
happyFace12 0
I watched it like a week after I put my 15 year old dog down. my sisters were a mess. I cried. that souks OP ik How you feel
johnnybagodonuts 2
you should have your friends put down....just a thought
1234USMC 0
Dan that's messed up. I think I'd be pretty depressed if my puppy died. Sorry dude.
Sticxz 0
i cried in that movie :(… so ******* sad. you have shitty ass friends
Maynyrd 0
Why the hell are you friends with those people?
cupcake112397 0
that's aweful and that movie is sooooo sad. I watched it in the theaters and almost everyone was crying at the end.
Bartimaeus 7
My dog died on Christmas day.
yiselthedancer 0
wtf? thats just mean u need new friends