Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML
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GRyphonLJJ 0
You seriously need new friends.
baseballin25 0
that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.
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Comments (233)
redneck_girl728 0
that's horrible, you seriously need new friends! :/ I'm so sorry to hear about your loss, though. I just had to put down my dog I've had since I was 4, he had just turned 14 :( it's heartbreaking, but I know he's happy
Flutist 3
How do you know that? I mean, I cried when we had to put down several animals but I hate when people just assume they know what someone is feeling after death. They might NOT be happy. They might be dirt.
romano07 0
96- you're an idiot..
redneck_girl728 0
I know because he's not living in pain anymore. he was suffering from arthritis, and he was going both blind & deaf. that's how I know.
deejay1234 0
why does douches exist?
ydi_4_suking 20
to make the good people feel better about themselves
legend777 7
so we can blame them for bad things that have happened that they may have caused
testthecoal 5
^like the third reich?
hihi1212 1
to clean your ****** duhhhh
paprikacha 9
That's awful. It may have been an attempt to cheer you up by showing you something heartwarming, but still -- poor choice of movie given the situation, poor timing. I'm sorry. One of my pets is very close to passing away, so my heart goes out to you, OP. : (
Sweetpea137 0
aww guinea pigs!
Southerndatageek 2
With friends like that who needs enemies? **** those bastards you can find better friends. Sorry about your dog.
Bi_Winning_Bro 0
That's brutal bro. My dog died last year and I was in pieces. FYL
kris_michelle 0
that wasn't cool! get new friends!!!
gypsyy839 0
that movie makes me bawl and i haven't even had to put a pet to sleep yet.. i'm so sorry OP :( your friends are ****** up.. you should find new ones :(
jellyD 1
OP I feel you on this. Call me noon, but I had just lost dog and dad when Marley & Me came out. I went to see with buds and bawled like a baby!! Feel you!
justalilrandom2 4
Noon... Not sure why you wanted me to call you that...
Sandsh8rk 36
My god! My mum watched that movie and she creid her eyes out because she missed all the dogs she had as a child...that was not funny. Get new friends, your current ones must be dickheads.
GodOfBeer 5
unless you're a certified SOB u don't deserve them...if they did that to me, I would find my fist in their face hilarious.