He obviously was extremely hammered to not have bought bacon

@49 I told you homeboy u can't touch this!

Allister, He's ready for you. If you didn't get the reference, then go ahead, thumb me down. I'm begging you.

That was not very punny!

That wasn't very punny No but seriously, there was no pun in that

Are you stupid?

I thought it was a ham shame...

#2 trying way too hard

Have you seen your picture? But yeah, of course he's the try hard, totally not you. .-.

Except starving people maybe...?

Yeah they might enjoy it

3: In any given part of Africa, there's like 50% chance the local people are Muslim. Ham isn't halal, so Muslims wouldn't eat it. The More You Know!

if you're hungry enough you just say fuck religion, eat the shit out of that ham and deal with the man above later.

That's why I said "FOOD budget" dear. Our disposable income's small but it's enough for a lightweight to get wasted on. And trust me: he's a lightweight.

The glorious OP has spoken!

First time i've seen an OP comment on their FML

48, go to menu, then 'the follow-up'

While I get budgets and disposable income, if a major appliance needs to be replaced and my husband did dumb things with money while drunk, I'd pretend like there was no disposable income until things got fixed. When I first got married, my husband would have been good for what yours did even sober. So we made an agreement to lock down all unnecessary spending if something major came up, even if that something major had to go on credit. It kept us from the money spiral that situations like yours caused. Took us a few times to learn to do that though.

Clearly you CAN'T afford for him to get wasted, because he makes stupid money decisions when he does. :/

Totally agree with 118. Budgets are flexible, they change depending on your needs, and at the moment your need is 'money for fridge freezer' not 'money for booze for idiot husband'. Very surprised how many people have thumbed up 20. Even if your husband hasn't done this kind of thing before, you kinda deserve it for being irresponsible and 'budgeting' money for luxuries when you currently don't have enough food or anywhere to store it.

Erm, she said the money WAS for food.. Is food a luxury now??

I hope someday that will be a real unit of measurement.

I forgot, is that more than one metric shit load?

No no, it is more than a metric shit load but less than a metric fuck load.

It's at least more than one metric crapload.

A metric cuntload is 0.1 of a metric fuckton(ne), right?

What about a shit-ton, though?

Slightly under one metric fuck-ton.

But more than a metric shit ton

K

Hmmm, that was intended to be in reply to number 4.

I do not like them with a fox!

I do not like them in a box!

I do not like them with a mouse!

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them here nor there.

I do not like them anywhere.

Would you? Could you? in a car?

You do not like them. SO you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may I say.

Best thread ever...

I always found it strange that my mom had me read that book when I was learning to read, when we're Muslim... I digress; This thread is winrar on an epic scale, like the kind that would range from a mouse to a whale.

Fact:Dr. Seuss wrote Green Eggs and Ham on a bet that he could write an entire book using less the 50 different words. He won.

I do not like them on a bridge. I do not like them in a broken fridge.

I do not like them in a drunken brawl, I do not like them passed out in the hall.

Haha! Hooray for Friends.