Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML
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Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
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passwordis_fml 2
you have awesome friends
WONDERWB 2
The visual is quite amusing.
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Comments (104)
anna380 0
lololololol! now those friends r worth keeping! did it taste good?
krontum 0
Fake... You'd get a ******* concussion because of the blunt force trauma of the outer shell of the watermelon.
malt_fml 0
Did it break successfully?
meranda_03 0
some friends huh?
_Candy_096 0
Lol that is so funny..cool friends
SumKid_fml 0
Hahahaha Assaulted by deadly fruit!! xD
logieebearr 0
oh your friends are the immature annoying dumbass's who think stupid shit is funny..find new friends!
mischief63 0
I have a feeling it would be so much fun to hang out with you guys.
fallendead 0
well did it work
magicaldino 0
YDI for being Victorian