Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
PokeTheBear
Canada
No fun
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Poolfool
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Anonymous
Card sharp
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Top comments
Zacarega 0
OMG That is so freaken Halarious! However I feel your pain... in my side !
xMrAndyTranx 4
Or they wanted to give you a free show!
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ssnnss 0
how do you play strip poker??
VIPJellyBean 0
Lol!! Your friends don't like you much.
orindaa 0
you shoulda flashed them on purpose
Lame3105 2
Nice pic
Aijarox 4
BS.
jaded_gal 0
time to hit the gym.......
ZachIsASaint 1
Want to see attractive people naked? Sit down, shut up, and keep playing. Want to be an exhibionist, get a trenchcoat and flash people at the park. That's what unattractive people who want to be seen do. FYL? No, F the lives of the other people at the table
Touche 0
You have issues.
lifecnsuk 0
heheheheh
Andyangels27 0
why is this bad you won at strip poker means you got to see everyone else naked dipshit
thefull9yards 4
YDI for being ugly
GooberGuy 0
you must be: 1: fugly 2: fat azz.