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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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Manly man

By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30

Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

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Card sharp

By Anonymous - 25/05/2025 21:00

Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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Zacarega 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:28

OMG That is so freaken Halarious! However I feel your pain... in my side !

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:19

Or they wanted to give you a free show!

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ssnnss 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:18

how do you play strip poker??

VIPJellyBean 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:30

Lol!! Your friends don't like you much.

orindaa 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:42

you shoulda flashed them on purpose

Lame3105 2

Friday 5 August 2011 3:26

Nice pic

Aijarox 4

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:25

BS.

jaded_gal 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:09

time to hit the gym.......

ZachIsASaint 1

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:13

Want to see attractive people naked? Sit down, shut up, and keep playing. Want to be an exhibionist, get a trenchcoat and flash people at the park. That's what unattractive people who want to be seen do. FYL? No, F the lives of the other people at the table

Touche 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:19

You have issues.

lifecnsuk 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 7:02

heheheheh

Andyangels27 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 8:01

why is this bad you won at strip poker means you got to see everyone else naked dipshit

thefull9yards 4

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:41

YDI for being ugly

GooberGuy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:34

you must be: 1: fugly 2: fat azz.

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