Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
PokeTheBear
Canada
No fun
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Poolfool
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Anonymous
Card sharp
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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Zacarega 0
OMG That is so freaken Halarious! However I feel your pain... in my side !
xMrAndyTranx 4
Or they wanted to give you a free show!
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iBou_fml 4
hhahahahaha :D
cheque_please 0
Rough, but funny. Sorry dude.
TrollTrollTroll 0
LOLIPOP UP IT
perdix 31
I guess they saw her poker face and decided they didn't want to poker ass.
peace7love2FML 0
Hahaha win!^
Fminetoo 0
I agree, FYL. Makes me remince the days of playing Pididle driving to a club or party. The ladies allways seemed to be the ones losing clothing, and spending ten minutes in the parking lot getting dressed again. O well, it was a nice preview of what your getting later.......
damnrosi 0
awwww, well maybe they think you'd be self concious and uncomfortable , so they let you win so you could all have fun!
flames45640 0
lmao sucks to be u
Soulathyia 0
No matter what it's your fualt. Lose the weight or get plastic surgery. YDI
Soulathyia 0
Don't I think you meant doesn't. You must be black. Micheal Jackson was one case out of literally billions. There was no fixing anything about him. He was just well fail.
mshafty 0
I don't really get how this is an fml. 1st) if this is mixed gender group then you got to see some naked girls or guys, awesome if you focus on the gender your attracted to. 2nd) you didn't have to get naked 3rd) Since your obviously the fat one of the group you got to see some better looking people naked! seems like a win situation. Unless It was an all girl group and all your friends think your fat and gross to look at, unless your a lesbo then its a win. Or if it was an all group of dudes and all you saw was a bunch penis, which if you were gay might be win, but not really!!
Chopperman_fml 0
If you're playing strip poker with a bunch of dudes and no chicks, you're probably gay. Or really, really (really) drunk.
Ariannalang 0
I know a lot of attractive, overweight people. People like you make me sick. You undoubtedly have a lot of imperfections yet you still expect everyone else to be flawless. And OP never said anything about weight. Maybe his/her friends didn't want him/her naked so he/she wouldn't feel uncomfortable.