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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30

Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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Zacarega 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:28

OMG That is so freaken Halarious! However I feel your pain... in my side !

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:19

Or they wanted to give you a free show!

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sumtimeslife_sux 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:36

that is ******* hilariuos

masquerade08 0

Friday 15 January 2010 7:21

I don't consider this that bad. But, I try to avoid getting completely naked in front of a group of people. The only guy who gets to see all of me is the one lucky enough to have me in his bed. And that one guy is currently in Australia.

PillsburyDopeBoy 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:12

I almost crapped my pants listening to that thanx that sure as hell made my day

Crowcaller 5

Tuesday 6 April 2010 6:39

ydi 4 being ugly put some makeup on or wear a mask

Seleeeen 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 11:21

Hahaha this is so funny

hanoha 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:17

ydi for being fat...no jk but awe tht sucks but hey if they don't want u to take off ur clothes then take the cloths offa them!

TJammah 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 11:34

XD

Skinnyfatty 1

Monday 4 April 2011 0:00

Ugh. I can imagine it though. The ugliest chick in the group is usually the one who wants to get naked the fastest. I wonder why that is.

jugar38 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:45

hurray for strip poker everyone loves a good game of strip poker

mattc96821 6

Friday 7 October 2011 22:39

how is that bad, you get a free show =D

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