Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, the mosquito infestation is so bad that multiple mosquitoes sucked the blood out of the steak I was grilling and promptly died on top of it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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Top comments
Lozza 0
Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(
Lolbrittany 0
LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P
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Comments (221)
ItzelRaawwR 0
Awwww thats the cutest one ive ever read ahaha.
im_djibouti 0
yeah man your life is OVER
GloomySkyz 0
Oh my god, I really do feel for you though. But of all names, Why fred? He's annoying D:
bnwranbo 2
are you talking about FRED from youtube? or Drop Dead Fred?? Cuz the one from youtube is annoying... but drop dead fred is awesome.. & to the OP thanks, i needed a laugh :D
Duckasaurus 0
If only Fred had died instead of Fred. Then Fred wouldn't be able to post YouTube videos anymore and everyone will be happy, and the OP will be happy because Fred didn't die.
darkmis1 18
This is sad, but it should've been submitted to MLIA instead
ToXicDoLL_fml 0
mhm. so you obviously didnt have anything better to do. its a god dammned mosquito and you NAMED it. i woulda killed it.
anniebananie 3
YDI for being a loser. Seriously, get a hobby or something.
Munkee 6
..Aaand there's one of the douches #11 mentioned. (:
sinnerman72 0
Have you ever stopped to think that you weren't invited to this party and that your "friends" ditched you because you name insignificant and annoying creatures? You're probably one yourself. Get off your pathetic pity pot, get a life and get a hobby so maybe you'll get invited somewhere for once. Fyl for having such a pathetic life but ydi for not doing anything abut it.
nofrillz 0
haha fail
MsMegaroo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
UMMMMMM SRRYYY BUT UR ******* RETARDED...AND I RECOMMEND U SEE A DOCTOR!!!
MoMoBiotch 3
*sorry *you're *you *doctor Yeah.. He's the retarded one...
zeusseta 0
Fred. You will always be in our hearts. Fyl for naming him after an annoying YouTube toddler
tikimuppet 11
could have been named after fred weasley or drop dead fred
hilda_kitty 16
thanks for bringing that up. anyways, I would've called the mosquito Fred Gondela Mu Cheerio O'Nealy. and planned a funeral. ^-^ and you thought that you had no life..... pssshhh
kkh12 0
I LOVE Drop Dead Fred
Mirequetz 6
Damnit, this is what I was going to say but I couldn't remember my password! Only females bite, they are also the silent ones. If you're laying in bed and hear that annoying bussing sound a mosquito makes, it's a male and it wont bite you.