Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, the mosquito infestation is so bad that multiple mosquitoes sucked the blood out of the steak I was grilling and promptly died on top of it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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Top comments
Lozza 0
Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(
Lolbrittany 0
LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P
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Comments (221)
bongoboy 0
wow... FYL!
DameGreyWulf 1
Poor Fred, you're a loser, etc etc But seriously, FYL? No... not really...
fearinabottle 0
its your fault she died. she attempted to suck your blood and you didnt let her. she died of thirst thanks to you
rockyhorrorshow 0
Fred? Like Fred Weasley from Harry Potter? I think us Harry Potter fans know what happened to Fred Weasley after in the last book. Very sad. My condolences, friend.
soiree_fml 0
You name mosquitoes. I think we have figured out your problem.
yeahitstella 0
Sounds like something I'd hear on MLIA... Even though it's not really average.
DameGreyWulf 1
Sure it is. Lots of people name things when they're bored. I once grabbed a daisy, named it Amelia, and tossed it across the yard to see if I could find it.
fmh123 0
this is one weird ass fml
crackberrie 0
this reminds me of this place i used to work at. i was in my boss' office with her one day and all of a sudden a seagull comes up to her window. i get all panicked, and she goes into her drawer and pulls out some crackers and she was like, settle down, it's just george, and proceeds to feed the bird..
rawrchimichangas 0
LOL. i'm sorry, but i had to laugh at this one. fyl.
RiiOfMaya 0
ROFLMAO i proper laughed at that :L