Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Policy of truth
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
You shouldn't have
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
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Peach3 1
I guess she won't be getting a gift from you for a while!
2ndSucks 15
Was it one of those Christmas ones with reindeer and sleigh bells on it?
SkardeyKat 3
It was one that had christmas lights on it that lights up.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Hey! Watch yourself! I own like 7 of those...
zukinihudini 0
I have a teacher that wheres knitted christmas sweaters and he is a kick ass teacher
Rinat_fml 26
Omg that must of been awkward. Well, next time wear a t-shirt with a picture of her on the front."How do you feel me now?!"
datboiryan 6
You shouldn't have gave her an ugly sweater.
jackassiddy 8
thank you for adding such an intelligent and interesting perspective..
jackofdimonds 3
Captain obvious strikes again!!
datboiryan 6
And you are very welcome.
graham11 14
You tell 'em who's boss
onecrazybitch 0
That's why I usually stick with gift cards.
perdix 31
The OP should stick to cash. I have the feeling she might even buy hideously ugly gift cards -- so gross the recipients are too embarrassed to redeem them.
osiris39p 3
She should just give her 100¥ it's alot cheaper nowadays
cicpjaky 6
Its a personal preference
AngrehPirate 0
She might have been joking about it.
katt_is_here 24
Maybe you shouldn't buy your friends ugly things?
n_epic_fail 14
And so now you know to stick to buying soap for birthday gifts.
SuperKnuckels 6
Maybe it was the only sweater she had? unless you people are those people who associate "Hoodies" as a sweater.