Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
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Comments (147)
tommyfox 19
YDI for buying her a sweater for her birthday.
fluffy_nuggets 0
Well at least it's getting put to use...? -_- Still, quite the kick in the face!
mea_iloveskiing 26
Be nice to her. Her neighbour was chasing her with scissors!
Nicole075 6
Lol Wasn't that a previous fml??
Chriss805 0
That's just Messed Up! Like seriously what a Friend!
ItsYourMamaDoe 0
51,26 didn't even mention race..
SkardeyKat 3
Stop buying ugly sweaters for people and just give them gift cards.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
DEBATE TIME. "those people". What we already know: "people" refers to a human being. "Those" refers to a particular group of people. In other words, this sentence would be "the particular group of human beings", which is basically pointing out only 1 specific type of people. 26, I declare you guilty! I'm gonna have a BF. Hold my poodle. HOLD MY POODLE, DOG.
xavierpineda2 4
ha!!!!! fail! Plus a sweater as a gift, really? That's a lazy gift.
emjayprice 0
personally, I could do without a sweater for my birthday. it would've been a good idea for them to think before they wore it out. eesh.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
well, not all of us can have style :)