Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
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Comments (147)
hateevryone 15
she must have liked it somehow. she didn't return it or give it away.
kayyla00 0
Ugly sweater photo shoot?
MsCane 6
My sentiments exactly.
CrizzyCream 1
Thats wat i'm sayin...who does that
SkardeyKat 3
Thirteen year olds with nothing better to do... Or at least that's what I'm imagining.
HogwartsDropout7 0
Its all about opinions. Maybe others think its cute, and she doesn't.
ladyhawks13 0
I bet it wasn't a striped sweater because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time... :)
mynameispickle 0
Aww I'm sorry. Everyone has different tastes so don't take it personally:)
FlyingWhisps 5
When you're going to give some one a birthday present, don't give them a sweater, or socks. You can't go wrong with perfume or make up if it's a girly girl. Personally, give me any video game and I'll be happy.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Perfume and makeup are horrible gifts unless you are getting more of the favourite stuff they already have. They are very personal to the wearer. I've never received a perfume I liked.
docscientist 10
Perfume and make-up kind of follow a particular taste...perfumes that smell nice on someone won't mesh well with someone else...
Pseudonymically 5
Thats what you get for buying someone a sweater in the first place.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm sure she didn't mean it...
tanneriscool 2
26 you racist!! :T
YacL 15
Where the hell is my gold star? Edit: FML seems to have misplaced my comment. Please ignore this.