Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
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Comments (147)
juliabrookss 0
Why would you have a ugly sweater photo shoot in the first place..?
diidiimi 10
Why would you buy your friend a sweater in the first place?
stevenmx86 8
Waaah
angelflightmode 1
Maybe it just didn't suit her?:) cheer up OP:) it's your thoughts that count after all:) she could've been more sensitive though:/
troof 0
You deserved it for buying someone a sweater for their birthday in the first place! I know it gets cold where you are but seriousness, you could have got something good.
TashaRuber 0
Wow thats rood, u should of called her on it
JhunnySuperman 0
She probably did I mean who knows it could have been a joke? Btw you can't have THAT much bad luck and over the moon? Really?!?
wriptidez 0
its just a sweater have a laugh
ItsYourMamaDoe 0
68, that would make him more so prejudice than racist considering he didn't specify a race.
Justincolon22 15
Truth hurts.
Reality_bites 14
Im guessing the OP is hurt cause in my experience people usually get other people not only what they think the other person would like but something they personally like too. . . So when the friend rejects the sweater because its not to their tastes they also inadvently reject the persons tastes who gave it to them. Complicated but I find that if you ask a series of sneaky questions or really pay attention to comments they make during normal conversation eg id love that shirt/skirt etc but im too broke right now or I found the coolest *insert item here* etc , you can find out what they want and get them that.