Miscellaneous: Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her...

By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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By NotHauteCouture - 10/12/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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Cute couple

By Anonymous - 09/12/2024 10:00 - Australia

Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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You deserved it 226

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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Friday 18 December 2009 23:51

Cheer up! You are very handsome -- it's just that your wife has very, very ugly, mishapen ****.

Metu 1

Friday 18 December 2009 23:50

Sweaters with faces printed on them are ugly anyhow, no matter who is printed on it.

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Friday 18 December 2009 23:37

:O It's her favourite sweater that she wears for special occasions, family portraits, and holidays!

NoNameForM3 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:56

Ouch!!!

reapfml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:56

there have been too many fmls about ugly sweater competitions

Reyo 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:21

OP: It's called a joke. It's when someone does something with the intention of causing humor, joy, and laughtor to a group of individuals. It can come from a simple joke or a sarcastic comment at someone else's expense. NOTE: Not all jokes are meant to be taken seriously since they are, indeed, jokes. I suggest you pull the stick out of your ass and learn to appreciate your wife's cleverness.