Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
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Comments (147)
CabbageTrees 13
At least she's honest......?
LittleMissMae 3
That's something that would happen to me :/
sammyluvspugs 4
Y were u having an ugly sweater photo shoot??
winterxroses 3
Don't take it to heart OP..next time you should probably ask her about something she would want for her birthday, or like I do, whenever someone mentions wanting something anytime during the year mark it down for future reference when buying gifts.
babyzann 0
Looks like she doesn't deserve any birthday presents in the near future?
Bananaque 0
Maybe she didn't remember who bought it for her? If its ugly, don't get hurt, laugh it off..
mandianne 0
wait....an "ugly sweater photo shoot" .... uh..ok?
bubo_fml 11
Male Mental Health 101, Lesson 1: Never, under any circumstances, purchase feminine clothing for your significant other w/o them being present & properly fitted. Gift cards & certificates will save your sanity...(Thank me later Bros...)
Krazygye 0
maybe you have bad taste. how is she sposed to remember who gives her every present. who knows, you coulda been doing the same thing.
macdre89 0
Hahaha maybe someone has poor taste