Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Policy of truth
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
You shouldn't have
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
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Comments (147)
xxtb0 0
when you for it for her, you didn't know you were getting an ugly sweater? not all ugly sweaters are ugly.. haha
andyroxs 2
seems like you may have accidentally a word
pancakerocks 1
i will never buy anyone a sweater for anything. besides they usally are itchy
anonymous825 0
At least she found use for it!
graham11 14
Slightly rude, I'd say
cabo07 6
akward moment much?
lionsatyourfeet 3
Why would you give someone a sweater for their bday anyway?
Nicole075 6
That is why if I don't know what a person likes I just give them money or gift cards but it's the thought that counts :)
flay18 0
Since when has any sweater ever been fashionable?
sushi55555 6
awwwwwww
Poetaster 10
Go out.. Buy the shank a really ugly sweater so she knows what one looks like