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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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By srsly_what - 28/04/2011 23:13 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl wandered into the glass-cleaning area of the pub I work at. It's a dangerous place for a little kid, so I took her hand and asked where her mum was. The kid starts screaming and the mother appears in the doorway shouting "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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dirty_hoes 0

Friday 6 February 2009 19:31

being under 5 ft myself, this sorta things happens to me. it's worse for the little person than for you, get over yourself.

sillyfox 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:18

Idiot

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corocoro 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 11:40

Being drunk is never an excuse for being stupid. I hope you at least apologized.

siofamily143 6

Friday 21 February 2014 1:01

Wow obnoxious much lmao

penashmul 19

Monday 6 October 2014 20:23

#tyrionlannister ;)

swedishbuttplug 6

Friday 29 May 2015 6:16

The correct word to use is little person. Saying the M word to a little person is like saying the N word to a black person

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 26 September 2016 8:15

Yes the plight of the little people and the centuries of enslavement and torture they endured. Midget, please.

dafakeslimshady 12

Sunday 10 April 2016 19:58

don't be a snitch

Wolverine48Ga 21

Monday 12 September 2016 22:05

You dumb shit

kevinsagirl2323 8

Friday 27 October 2017 14:38

Why would you yell? you sound so obnoxious.

shannon2348 14

Monday 27 January 2020 4:56

You sound like such a winner. Why were you yelling?

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