Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, a little girl wandered into the glass-cleaning area of the pub I work at. It's a dangerous place for a little kid, so I took her hand and asked where her mum was. The kid starts screaming and the mother appears in the doorway shouting "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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dirty_hoes 0
being under 5 ft myself, this sorta things happens to me. it's worse for the little person than for you, get over yourself.
sillyfox 0
Idiot
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Comments (47)
silly_kate 0
lol, nice!!! i love this FML!!
zapskimmer 0
**** u
rowergirl 0
why would you say that anyways? mind your own business
kornonthecobb 0
peck? lol never heard that one lol
smiggles13 0
i hope you appoligized on the spot, dumbass. we little people hate that
thecirclingskies 0
Pedophile?
Q____ueen101 0
this happens to me all the time. i go to basketball and people call me little girl.
therealdavid 0
haha what midgets can't get drunk too?
cherrypieguy 0
This was on my drunk texts, the midget **** punched her.
lemonlife 0
this is fakeeeeee!!! i have seen it like a zillion times on some movie!!