By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
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gracehi 31

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

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Mr_Relatable 16

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

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BeenIt 5

I am so glad you're ok, but that is hilarious!!!!

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harleyivy 7

people really need to learn when a prank is going too far. what he did was just ****** up.

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Bragi 12

Don't be a bitch, OP. That was hilarious.

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darkaxx 9

That's an amazing prank, I guess I think it's awesome because I wouldn't be scared. Who cares if you die?

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laden_swallow09 34

I think I speak for the overwhelming majority here when I say that no one would blame you for beating that raging dickwaffle of a friend senseless.

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gunnerblaster 21

That's something I could look back on and laugh about... After savagely beating the shit out of the prankster.

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SexyMexi21 23

I would have killed him as soon as we got to stable ground.

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