Miscellaneous: Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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By Fuperman - 02/06/2013 23:14 - France - Illange

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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Karma

By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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Pirate move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Mind melting

By Ashley - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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gracehi 31

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:24

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

Mr_Relatable 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:25

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

Comments

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 5 December 2015 14:24

cut him out of your life that's not funny especially to people who struggle with the thought of suicide

oiler 21

Saturday 5 December 2015 14:37

Maybe a little, but usually its still scary

TomeDr 24

Saturday 5 December 2015 15:00

Friendship over. Plus I think I might sue for the cost of the dive.

thexDoubleCx 10

Saturday 5 December 2015 15:04

I don't know why it posted. This is hilarious

tosdyke 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 16:36

...That's the funniest shit I've read in a long time!

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 5 December 2015 16:39

This reminds me of the Sam Pepper prank.

AirBusDriver 23

Saturday 5 December 2015 16:48

He just wanted to make your first jump a memorable one OP. Bet you won't fall for that prank again. Beats the hell out of putting salt in the sugar bowl eh?