Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year-old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
The blame game
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Never assume
Today, at a family gathering, I gave my toddler my phone to get a moment of peace. After assuring my nosy, judgemental aunt and cousin that I wasn't worried about it because I have dropped it myself numerous times over the last two years, and I trusted the OtterBox phone case it was in, my son dropped and broke it. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Clumsy ass
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML
A tale as old as… well, 2007?
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
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1221jamw 11
Buy him a really old flip phone, or perhaps a Nokia and tell him you agree that the Nokia won't break
Wolfipoo 31
Well that's idiotic that he thinks you should give him a new phone, he's stupid for thinking that wouldn't crack it, your life sucks Op.
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Comments (130)
The_Skittish_One 27
...Logic. This guy apparently doesn't have it. Sorry OP; I hope you don't seriously feel obligated to buy him a new one because that was undoubtedly his fault and his fault only.
karmakat 7
Your friend is an idiot.
1nertia 15
You owe him a medal. Being that much of a dumbass deserves recognition. Though he'd probably end up eating it anyway.
savagetitan 13
Your friend is a idiot.
dyne808 34
i hate dipshits like that, i did it u deal with it
peacefully84 19
Tell him to take you on Judge Judy. I would *love* to see her response.
JKPwnage 27
Don't give him a new phone. If you took him to court about it, you'd win.
annie_zoo 27
You might want to ditch that friend if he's that dumb and stubborn OP
DragonWolf16000 17
Otter boxes are shock resistant, not shock proof, but I guess your friend didn't know that.
KenB99 15
crap. I just bought an otterbox